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mishachu: its-funnierinenochian: bestbrothers: Pull my finger See? This bit here makes me want to cry. The first thing he does when he sees Sam and Dean is do his little “Pull My Finger” joke. He wanted to try and fix everything and distract them
bestfeminthewest: 2k Follower Celebration! No, its not an April Fool’s Joke; that is my first prostate orgasm.Thank you all for the love and support you’ve given me over the years. I’d like to tell y’all, I’m just getting started! Ooh no he’s
worshiprenedotcom: NEW clip! “Scissor Assassin” You come home to find a beautiful, tall blonde in your house. You’re a bit startle and flustered. I coldly inform you that I’ve come to k-i—l-l you. At first you think its a joke, a sexy
Okay, time to take a quick joke break for anyone in need of a laugh right now: #1Two men walking down the road notice a dog licking its balls:1st Man: Damn, I wish I could do that!!!2nd Man: Well just pet him first and make sure he’s friendly!
miniar: lastqueenofmars: thefilmstage: The BFG (Steven Spielberg; 2016) Watch the first trailer. I keep thinking big fuckin giant BFG = Big Fucking Gun… I am confused. Its the Big Friendly Giant you sillies x3
pictophiliacsanon: And the first actual image, using Nidoking, the drill pokemon, to start this off. I’ll probably look for all the Pokemon I can make sexual jokes about first and then move on to the others, I may also alternate it. Its also Pokemon
strawhatfarm: I don’t really like how the first one came out but here are More FFXII stuff as promised because this game is very important to me. BALTHIER’S VEST HNNGG never again. joking I will most probably draw them again since its ffXII also I’m
secretlysaucy: 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SAUCE! Lame jokes aside it’s been just over a full year since I started here, so why not redo one of my first pieces to commemorate the occasion, now with a little extra nudity. Its been a lot of fun with all the
straightshitonly: Everytime I Get Hard My Homie Thinks Its So Funny To Grab My Dick💀At First He Did It As A Joke And I Would Slap His Hand Away But Sometimes It Just Feels So Good That I Just Let Him Do Whatever He Want. (Ps… We Not Gay 🙄🙄🙄
goodgonads: not the first one to make this joke but
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
ok, here’s that terrible joke I was talking about. It’s based on this post I made earlier today (which in turn was based on an answer at the AT/SU panel at SDCC) and its just a Mean Girls quote. Drew this super quick so its sloppy as heck.
tinycartridge: Picross 3D Round 2 out today ⊟ With a demo coming too! Do yourself a favor and play the demo if you’ve never played Picross 3D. If you have played Picross 3D, I’m sure you’re just crying uncontrollably in joy like I am. CRYING.
nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke
itsnotaconspiracy: unmappable-territory: graphiteknight: I feel like this joke has been done before but I still wanted to draw it. @irisbleufic first time i saw this i thought like justice was the slang at the bar for a cup full of ice but its fucking
weeping-daleks: wearetheprettyponies: caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? first of all
trust: nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke
Fun fact: When the person who you’re making a joke about don’t laugh the first four times you made a joke about them, Its no longer a joke but a invitation for a ass kicking.
nothingman: chrssy: womb-raider: Yet another white woman using the struggles of black women in the media as a fucking joke. *rolls eyes* …she was born in South Africa. maintains dual citizenship, she is literally African-American
badjokesbyjeff: A perfectly triangular lake has 3 kingdoms on its 3 sidesThe first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people, the second is humbler, but has its fair share of wealth and power. The third kingdom is struggling
bestfeminthewest: 2k Follower Celebration! No, its not an April Fool’s Joke; that is my first prostate orgasm.Thank you all for the love and support you’ve given me over the years. I’d like to tell y’all, I’m just getting started!
onlyalittlelion: It’s the twenty-first century and some of the most respected actresses in the world are subjected to boob jokes at the Oscars. lol but not jen lawrence so its ok
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
curtisanthonytaylor: nigiris: rneerkat: u shouldnt kiss anyone on january 1 because its only the first date is this a dad joke I… I need to tell someone this!!